They’re heeeeerrrre! Captain Blue Hen T-shirts arrive!
Move over Project Runway- the one true must have fashion item of all time is here. The first new Captain Blue Hen t-shirt in nine years is here. Forget all those outrageous claims made about that lame wolf shirt- these T’s do it all.
Possible side-effects of sporting a styling Captain Blue Hen T may may include but are by no means limited to:
Better Job- Increased sex drive- weight loss- better muscular definition- cosmic awareness- Irresistibility to the opposite sex- Calorie-free chocolate consumption- Mad Halo skills- uncontrollable outbursts of yodeling- enhanced strength and reflexes- luck altering capabilities- ability to always draw the inside straight- life-threatening allergy to YooHoo chocolate drink- access to the Matrix- ability to see Hyperlinks while driving- immunity to zombie bites and increased sensitivity to unicorn stings- luxurious hair and coat – lowered insurance premiums- entrance to exclusive clubs and parties- honorary doctorates – fewer dropped calls – some settling of contents during shipping – increased chance of being mistaken for a celebrity- cultivating a farmer’s tan
(available in red, blue or black and in youth and women sizes)
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