Boy, do we know who disappointed you this past year!
Festivus is just around the corner and we allowed people to unload their grievances here at the shop. 5 people were drawn at random and they have been notified about the Festivus coolie and G.C. awaiting them. The following is a sample of some of our entries – the names of the submitters will remain our secret.
One customer listed 3 groups of people who disappointed him this past year: Lazy, stupid co-workers; Mindless, Inattentive local drivers; and his hypocritical, judgmental Family! Well. that just about covers it!
Another is disappointed at the people at Powerball – they keep pulling the wrong numbers. I noticed that, too!
“People who put up Christmas lights right after Halloween” – my wife had ours up the week before Thanksgiving. That doesn’t count, right?
“The movie industry for that god-awful Wolverine movie” Everyone’s a critic!
“Everyone who lost faith in Obama when everything wasn’t fixed in a few months” I didn’t write it, and don’t want to get into politics here, but it took years (about 8) to get in this mess! (Send cards and letters to…)
and the last one I’m going to share: “The fully dressed Santa in the Walmart parking lot p**ing on a bush. Happy Holidays!” OH OH OH, not good!
To make it a true FESTIVUS Miracle time, we have donated $1,000 in the name of EACH submitter to The Human Fund!
[Feats of Strength next, right? - Dave]
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