10 Ways to End World War Hulk
Finally World War Hulk #5 ships this week (how anyone can misplace a 2000 pound green behemoth for that long is beyond me).
Speculation is running wild as to how the series will end and this little piece of nonsense will help that in no way whatsoever. So without further ado, find a bullet to bite on, hunker down, cowboy up and let’s get this pain over with.
10 Ways to End World War Hulk
1. Banner finally gets the hug he’s desperately needed all these years.
2. Ironically it is the Punisher who wises up and placates the Hulk with the flakey golden crusts and delicious fruit fillings of Hostess Pies.
3. Iron Man sleeps with the Hulk and punks him out like he does with every other character.
4. Two words - Chuck Norris.
5. Hercules arranges for the Hulk to get so drunk he passes out. When he awakens the next morning in bed with Roseanne he quietly sneaks off the planet in shame.
6. World War Hulk is forced to end abruptly when Marvel realizes that DC’s Countdown and its myriad tie-ins have exhausted the world’s supply of trees.
7. Ted McGinley is brought in as a character and the series is quickly canceled.
8. After finally getting a chance to catch up on the new fall TV schedule, the Hulk loses the will to live when he realizes the Gilmore Girls have been canceled.
9. It was a Skrull all along. The real Hulk has been in the bathroom reading the final Harry Potter book all this time.
10. It doesn’t matter as it’s only a matter of time before all the World War Hulk books get pushed aside to make room for another Wolverine title.
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